The next time I say anything along the lines of “It won’t take long to make” please reply with “Febreze Thigh Holster”
You know… Today is Father’s Day, and—
—no one… [gasps]
Am I… Am I not Papa?
I almost feel bad for you. Almost.
Anonymous said: How was DCC?
I apparently scared off a few people at DCC with my resting Levi face. I tended to forget that my mouth and eyebrows were covered, so when you saw this:
I was probably more like…
But it’s kind of impossible to tell, isn’t it…
#that looks like someone has constant naughty thoughts tbh
Could be just me but all I’m seeing is this
rad and sad but also sassy and fabulous